Cthulhu Crotch 3: It Gets Even Weirder (NSFW)

This is a Cthulhu filled post - you have been warned.

There has been talk between Paul, myself and the group of friends responsible for the initial Cthulhu crotch creation… about the possibility that a certain Sir Patrick Stewart, of Star Trek fame, may also have a Cthulhu crotch.

(Cthulhu, according to H.P. Lovecraft, is the “high priest to the old ones”.)

You see, Paul and I kind of got an “eye full” whilst watching a season 3 episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation a few weeks ago. It was like dealing with the Mulder Speedo X-Files scene all over again. Picard was holidaying on Risa and there was one shot of him in a pair of tight white shorts that was particularly special, but the following image has the added extra of a fellow character’s “reaction”:

This frame, seen on a big HD screen... ouch.

With this discovery – that Sir Patrick Stewart shares an issue with frontal shots akin to David Duchovny – it meant that Paul had to create an appropriate demotivational image to go with what we had found. Well “had to” may be over stating it a little.

Again, as with Mr Duchovny, I would like to say that I have the greatest respect for Sir Patrick Stewart as an actor. I’m a great fan of his work. However, this does not stop me from suggesting to Paul that he should create the following very bizarre image:

I’m pretty sure the Beatles didn’t have this in mind when they sang about having “a little help from my friends”. Yeah, I’m pretty sure they didn’t have this in mind…

Thanks guys.

Read more crazy Cthulhu related posts at:

The birth of… THE CTHULHU CROTCH! (NSFW)

The return of… THE CTHULHU CROTCH! (NSFW)

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