Questions You Shouldn’t Ask #1 NSFW

So thanks to the Jay and Slient Bob Get Old: 17 podcast, today I spent a brief while thinking about Wolverine and his female clone, X-23. This is not the kind of thing you want to spend too long dwelling on, but bear with me. An this is definitely NSFW.

This is X-23

It was during the podcast when the guys began talking about a female clone version of Wolverine that things got a little hairy. Those who are vaguely familiar with the concept behind Wolverine, know that he has the ability to heal. And so does his clone.

So, err, what about that one bit of female biology that people don’t tend to think about, but which all women start out with? The hymen is what I’m referring to.

Due to her auto-healing ability, does that mean X-23’s hymen would grow back after each time she has sex? And that she’ll never have a “tubal ligation”? Answers in the comments below please. No fan-fiction links.

 

Wolverine

And Wolverine will never have a circumcision or a vasectomy? Though with those claws, I’m sure no one would want to get too close to his balls anyway…

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8 thoughts on “Questions You Shouldn’t Ask #1 NSFW

  1. My geek-brain gives an inconclusive answer. After a quick scan of the fountain of all knowledge (Wikipedia), I think it’s safe to say that she wouldn’t give a damn, either way. Yes, it would probably grow back, but differant to what it was before (As happens normally).
    Might be painful for any guys she was with, because it would be growing back during the act…

    As for the other question, she wouldn’t do that due to current issues with the X-Men plotline, I.E there being only 198 mutants on the planet, so reproduction is good.

    And wolvie could get either of them done, but they would sort themselves out in about ten minutes. (Wolvie has regrown his entire body from the bones up in something like 37 minutes. It was one of the civil-war side-stories) (And if you think that’s a stupidly fast rate of regeneration, then consider that x-23’s is faster, because the adamantium coating wolvie’s bones slows his down) (I like brackets) (Or parentheses, your choice)

    • Thank you for your comprehensive reply sir. I will keep that in mind. As I’ve now put on my next post, I’m kind of hunting down X-23 related stuff to read. Does the library system down here have anything?

      • There are at least 1075 separate graphic novel titles on the library network, and multiple copies of many titles. If you can find the title and authors of a specific graphic, you’ll have a better chance of finding it.

  2. The answer is no, because Marvel Comic females have no sexual characteristics beyond tits and asses. There wouldn’t be any hymen to break in the first place.

  3. About Wolverine: I think he would be able to have a circumcision. It depends on if he got it before his powers manifested. Let’s say he was circumcised as a baby and his powers activated when he was a tween. By then the scars would be gone so there would be nothing to heal from. For that point onward he would remain circumcised until his dick is damaged(Nitro self destructing and vaporizing it, along with almost everything else.) In that situation, it would grow back as it originally was, uncircumcised.

    • A thought on Wolverine and circumcision: since he was born in Canada in the 1800’s, it’s unlikely his foreskin would have been cut. Circumcision in the English-speaking world only started to gain advocates after 1855 and it’s still rare outside the US. Mr. and Mrs. Howlett most likely wouldn’t have done it.

      As for X-23 and her hymen: one would assume she remains a virgin for life much like Jessica in True Blood who turned vampire before ever doing it and did indeed have the hymen grow back instantly after having sex for the first time. If this is the case you can only imagine what childbirth would be like for X-23. Ouch.

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